If you didn’t watch the Oscar 2014 Red Carpet arrivals, trust me… you didn’t miss a thing!
It was obvious most of the stars that attempted to strut their glamorous stuff over paid their fashion peeps to land them on MY worst dressed list!
Check my @SayitWithSTYLE tweets for why these not-so-fab fashionistas didn’t make the cut!
Believe me when I say, it was SLIM pickins choosing the few that made it to my BEST DRESSED list.
Kate Hudson in Atelier Versace, Charlize Theron in Christian Dior Haute Couture, Sandra Bullock in Alexander McQueen
And then there were the trends! Like an anxiety attack dress trends were all over the place. White, black, metallics, jewel tones… lawd geeze the list goes on and on.
So much so I added a new list called… What were they thinking? These pictures speak a billion of my words! Clearly Camila Alves, wearing Gabriela Cadena, didn’t get the smoke signals Paula Patton tried sending to warn her from making the same mistake she did at the #GoldenGlobes. Liza, Liza, Liza… at 67 a bra is not an option, IT’S A MUST!
And Elsa Pataky in Elie Saab Couture… as if the awful gown that does nothing for her bump wasn’t enough, she seems to have taken cues from “No Bra” Liza! #SideBoob on a pregnant woman on the Oscar Red Carpet is an EPIC FAIL!
But wait… it gets better! With men out dressing the women ten to one, these three pushed and shoved their way to the top of my worst dressed list.
Between Tyler Perry’s #TinyBowtie, Zac Efron’s #High-Water pants and #Pharrells Lanvin #PedalPushers the three clearly drank too much fizzy Kool aid before checking the mirror.
As for Ellen’s gig as host… I chuckled but didn’t laugh and even tweeted about it. Much to my surprise she favorited my tweet during the show.
Maybe this is why she was late to the stage? I’m sure my tweet was the highlight of her night, yes that was a read! I did however #heart her off white tuxedo though.
The other three ensembles, which includes her in bad drag, were a complete #Fail.
Oh yeah, can somebody tell Ellen #AustinPowers wants his suit back? #LOL!!!
Well that’s all I got for now… not bad for a #FabFashionista functioning on 2.5 hours of sleep!
Until next time… Shut Up And Share This!