Since when did the Grammys become a serious wardrobe event?
I get it, some of the things celebs wear to these swanky events leave me #SMH but that’s part of the reason why most eagerly await their Red Carpet arrivals.
Unfortunately the only thing CBS accomplished with its “memo” alerting talent to “adequately” cover their breasts, butt cracks and sideboobs was a dull and boring Red Carpet. I mean really… did you see what Adele wore? I still can’t believe her dress was by Valentino!
Just in case you were wondering… Adele is the one on the left!
And what about Jennifer Lopez?
Dress by Anthony Vaccarello, hair by HOT MESS!
Note to Jennifer… if you’re going to break the rules you may as well go all the way! Exposing a shoulder and a giggly leg poked through a hole in your dress is not my idea of high-fashion! Sorry JLo but you can do better than that! Where’s Diddy when you need him?
But thankfully there were some who figured out ways to expose their goods without being aggressively ushered from their car directly into the venue before any photo could be snapped of their randomness. A highlight for me was model Keltie Colleen’s Marilyn Monroe moment. One minute she’s posing, the next… well you get the picture.
And then there was LMFAO Band member Stefan Kendal Gordy and DJ Al Walser! Their Red Carpet looks gave me everything I expected and then some!
And then there was Kat Von D’s fiance, Deadmau5. Yep… your eyes are NOT playing tricks on you! CBS’s Red Carpet police were armed with black tape ready to cover any expletives.
What’s the point people? Were ratings that bad CBS had to put the lid on Artists creativity? Or was the Red Carpet getting so raunchy it threatened the future of being broadcasted on a major network during prime time programming?
Well, anyway back to the reason why I wrote this post! Here’s my absolutely WORST dressed stars at the 2013 Grammys.
Adele in Valentino, Singer Kimbra in Australian designer Jaime Lee Major, Blues artist Joan Osborne, Actress Pauley Perrette, Singer Tamia, Jay Manuel
And yes, your eyes are not playing tricks on you, it was slim effing pickins for best dressed!
Kelly Rowland in Georges Chakra, Katy Perry in Gucci
And that my #fashionvictims is my SHUT UP AND WEAR IT 2013 Grammys Red Carpet review!