Disappointed, underwhelmed, bored and easily distracted are just a few words to describe how I felt about the #GoldenGlobes #RedCarpet. Yes my #FashionVictims, I felt like I was watching a random episode of
Truth, the #GoldenGlobes is the first official award show of the season, which is probably why very few dressed their best. But come on people, even #Felicia had better choices!
Any who, back to the Golden Yawns… I mean Globes. You asked for it so I’m jumping right into my winners for #WorstDressed:
Keira Knightley does NOT get a pass for her bun in the oven with this ungawdly Chanel dress. Bug print Keira? Really? As for Melissa McCarthy, I’m repeating the five words of advice I tweeted her last night… “Fire your stylist George Kotsiopoulos“, no wonder he was fired from E! FashionPolice.
Moving on to Kerry Washington… this is what she really looks like when she’s not in character. I so wished she channeled her inner Olivia Pope because this Mary Katrantzou gown is wrong in every way! And yes, Amal Clooney is on my list for the white Dior elbow length gloves and her awkward #RedCarpet presence. What does George see in her besides her accent? Can somebody please tell me?
Claire Danes looked like she lost a bet and was forced to wear the ugliest dress Valentino had hanging in the back of his scraps closet. Lena Dunham, three words for you and Zac Posen… #BurnThatDress!
Jennifer Lopez and I rarely see eye-to-eye, except when she steps on the #RedCarpet but this Zuhair Murad concoction looks like a cross between a Vegas super hero and something Leah Remini said “Absolutely NOT” to wearing on Dancing With The Stars #WTF!!! And last but certainly not least, Lana Del Rey looking pissed off in this vintage Travilla. Something tells me she lost the same bet Claire Danes did!
As for my choice for best dressed… unfortunately there was only one. And even I was amazed at my choice. Wait for it… wait for her… Gwyneth Paltrow in Michael Kors bubblegum pink dress! Yassssssssss!
I’ve not been a fan of Gwyneth until NOW! Miss Thang did everything right… she steered clear from the press and cameras until it was time for her to show Chris Martin what he’s missing! Ooops I meant… until it was time to show Jennifer Lawrence and Martha Stewart what #Fierce looks like. Oooo ooo oooops! I meant until it was time to take the stage and present Best Actor in a Motion Picture… and that she did! This my #FashionVictims is what I call #WowFactor. Sure there were others dressed nicely but only one made me rise to my feet. Cheers to you Gwyneth, cheers to YOU!
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