My #Selfie Is Better Than Yours

Who knew chainsmoking could be so much fun!  Well, not in the literal sense #FashionVictims… I’m talking about the song #Selfie by the #ChainSmokers.  This catchy tune gets your #FaveFashionista toe tapping every time I hear it.

While I’m not #Selfie obsessed like most, I do enjoy #liking the solo pics friends and #FellowFashionistas post on #InstaGlam.  Awww heck, who am I kidding? #LetMePostAnotherSelfie LOL!!!

Shut Up Felix Selfies

#ThreeSnapz

Now Shut Up And take another #Selfie

 

 

 

 

 

Whamo Wearing Camo

Trust me when I tell you there is nothing sexier on a woman then camouflage!  Yep, most guys will agree the GI Jane fantasy gets them going every time.

Shut Up Whamo Camo

Truth be told, I’m not sold on the idea of combat boots and oversized gear on a woman… unless she’s in the service of course.  That said if you want to tap into your inner Demi Moore, without the shaved head of course…

Shut Up Demi Moore GI Jane

keep it simple and feminine.

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Okay, maybe Rihanna and Miley whamo in camo are a bit much but you get the picture right?  If not, then the best way to play with this trend is to start from the bottom and work your way up.

Shut Up Whamo Camo 8Giuseppe Zanotti High-Top Camo Sneaker with Jewel Strap, Gray/Green $1,425

Yep, shoes/sneakers are the best way to go-camo.  They’re non-committal and can add a touch of fashionista to any ensemble.

Shut Up Whamo Camo 3From left to right:  Gianvito Rossi Camo-Print Calf Hair Pump $795, Valentino Rockstud Neon Camo Point-Toe Pump $1,175, Manolo Blahnik BB Camo 105mm Specchio-Heel Pump $675

I make every look I style pop by bringing in a shoe in an unexpected color/texture that doesn’t match but somehow brings the entire outfit together.

Shut Up Wham Camo 5

Stuart Weitzman Xray Linen Jute Wedge, Tan Camo (Made to Order) $385, Manolo Blahnik Soussaba D’Orsay Flat $645

#FashionVictim tip: your shoes don’t have to match what you’re wearing but they do have to compliment it.  Here area few more camo accessories I’m totally crushing on.

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Jack Spade Camo Watch, 38mm PRICE: $98.00, Streets Ahead Leather Printed Camo Belt $175, Prada Saffiano Camouflage Billfold Wallet $355

Now Shut Up And Wear camo!

 

 

 

My Absofab DJ Tanner Joins #DWTS

It is with GREAT pleasure I join in announcing my fabulous friend and fellow fashionista, Candace Cameron Bure aka DJ Tanner will join the cast of Dancing With The Stars with @MarkBallas as her partner.

Shut Up Candace on DWTS

I have every bit of confidence she will bring style (wink wink) and grace to the dance floor.

Candace and I have worked together for a few years now changing the lives of countless #FashionVictims for SheKnows TV.

Shut Up Fab Fee And Candace

Congratulations Candace!  Now Shut Up And watch #DWTS season premiere Monday, March 17 8/7c on ABC!

My Oscar 2014 #RedCarpet Hits & Disses

If you didn’t watch the Oscar 2014 Red Carpet arrivals, trust me… you didn’t miss a thing!

Shut Up Oscar Red Carpet Fail

It was obvious most of the stars that attempted to strut their glamorous stuff over paid their fashion peeps to land them on MY worst dressed list! 

Shut Up Oscars Worst Dressed

Check my @SayitWithSTYLE tweets for why these not-so-fab fashionistas didn’t make the cut!

Believe me when I say, it was SLIM pickins choosing the few that made it to my BEST DRESSED list.

Shut Up Oscars 2014 Best Dressed

Kate Hudson in Atelier Versace, Charlize Theron in Christian Dior Haute Couture, Sandra Bullock in Alexander McQueen

And then there were the trends!   Like an anxiety attack dress trends were all over the place.  White, black, metallics, jewel tones… lawd geeze the list goes on and on.

Shut Up Oscar 2014 Trends

So much so I added a new list called… What were they thinking? These pictures speak a billion of my words!  Clearly Camila Alves, wearing Gabriela Cadena, didn’t get the smoke signals Paula Patton tried sending to warn her from making the same mistake she did at the #GoldenGlobes.  Liza, Liza, Liza… at 67 a bra is not an option, IT’S A MUST!

Shut Up Oscar 2014 WWTT

And Elsa Pataky in Elie Saab Couture… as if the awful gown that does nothing for her bump wasn’t enough, she seems to have taken cues from “No Bra” Liza!  #SideBoob on a pregnant woman on the Oscar Red Carpet is an EPIC FAIL!

But wait… it gets better!  With men out dressing the women ten to one, these three pushed and shoved their way to the top of my worst dressed list.

Shut Up Oscar 2014 Men Worst Dressed

Between Tyler Perry’s #TinyBowtie, Zac Efron’s #High-Water pants and #Pharrells Lanvin #PedalPushers the three clearly drank too much fizzy Kool aid before checking the mirror.

As for Ellen’s gig as host… I chuckled but didn’t laugh and even tweeted about it.  Much to my surprise she favorited my tweet during the show.

Shut Up Ellen Favorited My Oscar 2014 TweetMaybe this is why she was late to the stage?  I’m sure my tweet was the highlight of her night, yes that was a read! I did however #heart her off white tuxedo though.

Shut Up Oscar 2014 Ellen Looks Fab

The other three ensembles, which includes her in bad drag, were a complete #Fail.

Shut Up Ellen Oscar 2014 Bad Drag

Oh yeah, can somebody tell Ellen #AustinPowers wants his suit back?  #LOL!!!

Shut Up Oscar 2014 Ellen Austin Powers

Well that’s all I got for now… not bad for a #FabFashionista functioning on 2.5 hours of sleep!

Until next time… Shut Up And Share This!

Felix Is The New Black… Anna Wintour

I woke up this morning thinking, what to wear for my Birthday?  Yep, today is my fashionista Birthday!  Awwwright!

Shut Up Fab Felix Birthday

My closet is filled from floor to ceiling with designer clothing and accessories most #FashionVictims can only dream of, yet I haven’t the slightest idea

Shut Up What To Wear

So after a few sips of my fave Perrier Jouet Fleur de Champagne Brut Rose 2002, I got to thinking…

Shut Up Birthday SuitI had to… after all, sharing is caring.  #Winkwink!

In case you were wondering, YES I am standing undressed in the middle of my closet tipsy and confused as heck!  LOL!!!  But wait, it gets better… wait for it, wait for it… just as I’m about to pour another glass of champs my doorbell rings with two rather large packages from friends at Rick Owens and AllSaintsMuch to my surprise…

Shut Up Birthday Ensemble Rick Owens: Vicious Sleeveless Savage Tank Top $381,  Off-the-runway Savage Detroit Cut Trousers $593, Laceless Boots in Black Netting $843.  AllSaints: Vulture Long Sleeved Crew T-Shirt $62, Shift Leather Bomber Jacket $355

OMG!!!! Yay!  The perks of being a celebrity fashion stylist!  Thank you sooooooo o o oooo o o oooo much for the gifts and Happy Birthday wishes… but don’t think for one second you #FashionVictims get a pass to dress like a mess because it’s my Birthday.  I’m still watching you!

Now Shut Up And sing me a Happy Birthday!

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