I woke up this morning thinking, what to wear for my Birthday? Yep, today is my fashionista Birthday! Awwwright!
My closet is filled from floor to ceiling with designer clothing and accessories most #FashionVictims can only dream of, yet I haven’t the slightest idea
So after a few sips of my fave Perrier Jouet Fleur de Champagne Brut Rose 2002, I got to thinking…
In case you were wondering, YES I am standing undressed in the middle of my closet tipsy and confused as heck! LOL!!! But wait, it gets better… wait for it, wait for it… just as I’m about to pour another glass of champs my doorbell rings with two rather large packages from friends at Rick Owens and AllSaints. Much to my surprise…
Rick Owens: Vicious Sleeveless Savage Tank Top $381, Off-the-runway Savage Detroit Cut Trousers $593, Laceless Boots in Black Netting $843. AllSaints: Vulture Long Sleeved Crew T-Shirt $62, Shift Leather Bomber Jacket $355
OMG!!!! Yay! The perks of being a celebrity fashion stylist! Thank you sooooooo o o oooo o o oooo much for the gifts and Happy Birthday wishes… but don’t think for one second you #FashionVictims get a pass to dress like a mess because it’s my Birthday. I’m still watching you!
Now Shut Up And sing me a Happy Birthday!