#GoldenGlobes: Worst & Best Dressed

Disappointed, underwhelmed, bored and easily distracted are just a few words to describe how I felt about the #GoldenGlobes #RedCarpet.  Yes my #FashionVictims, I felt like I was watching a random episode of

Shut Up Celebrities Dressed Badly

Truth, the #GoldenGlobes is the first official award show of the season, which is probably why very few dressed their best.  But come on people, even #Felicia had better choices!

Shhut up bye felicia whos felicia exactly girl bye

Any who, back to the Golden Yawns… I mean Globes.  You asked for it so I’m jumping right into my winners for #WorstDressed:

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Keira Knightley does NOT get a pass for her bun in the oven with this ungawdly Chanel dress.  Bug print Keira?  Really? As for Melissa McCarthy, I’m repeating the five words of advice I tweeted her last night… “Fire your stylist George Kotsiopoulos, no wonder he was fired from E! FashionPolice.

Moving on to Kerry Washington… this is what she really looks like when she’s not in character.  I so wished she channeled her inner Olivia Pope because this Mary Katrantzou gown is wrong in every way!  And yes, Amal Clooney is on my list for the white Dior elbow length gloves and her awkward #RedCarpet presence.  What does George see in her besides her accent?  Can somebody please tell me? 

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Claire Danes looked like she lost a bet and was forced to wear the ugliest dress Valentino had hanging in the back of his scraps closet.  Lena Dunham, three words for you and Zac Posen… #BurnThatDress!

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Jennifer Lopez and I rarely see eye-to-eye, except when she steps on the #RedCarpet but this Zuhair Murad concoction looks like a cross between a Vegas super hero and something Leah Remini said “Absolutely NOT” to wearing on Dancing With The Stars #WTF!!!  And last but certainly not least, Lana Del Rey looking pissed off in this vintage TravillaSomething tells me she lost the same bet Claire Danes did!  

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As for my choice for best dressed… unfortunately there was only one.  And even I was amazed at my choice.  Wait for it… wait for her… Gwyneth Paltrow in Michael Kors bubblegum pink dress!  Yassssssssss!

Shut Up Gweneth Paltro Best Dressed Golden Globes

I’ve not been a fan of Gwyneth until NOW!  Miss Thang did everything right… she steered clear from the press and cameras until it was time for her to show Chris Martin what he’s missing!  Ooops I meant… until it was time to show Jennifer Lawrence and Martha Stewart what #Fierce looks like.  Oooo ooo oooops!  I meant until it was time to take the stage and present Best Actor in a Motion Picture… and that she did!  This my #FashionVictims is what I call #WowFactor.  Sure there were others dressed nicely but only one made me rise to my feet.  Cheers to you Gwyneth, cheers to YOU!

Shut Up Cheers To Gweneth Paltrow Best Dressed Golden Globes 2015

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#DoubleDutyDresses for Under $100! #YoureWelcome

Inspired by my love for playing dress up with the fabulous @SarahNBernard of the @BetterTVShow, these #DoubleDuty dresses are a perfect fit for any petite fashionista looking to make a statement without looking like a #FashionVictim.

Shut Up Keaton Row Double Duty Dresses Under $100Click on any of these dresses to get pricing or request a personalized lookbook

What’s a #DoubleDuty dress you ask?  Ummm hello… a dress that can can go from 9a-5p and after six without popping a stitch silly!  All the while turning heads and flattering your figure at the same time.  #NoShameToThisFabFashionistasGame

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And the best part is… wait for it… wait for it… these #FancyFrocks are all under $100!

Shut Up And Wear This Animal Print Shift for Under $100Fashionista tip of the day:  Who doesn’t love a little animal print?  My advice… don’t over think this shift.  Whether you’re flats or a heel’s kinda gal, anything goes with this simple stunner,  but most important… keep it simple!  You want the attention on the dress and not mixed or matched accessories!

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Jimmy Kimmel Exposes #NYFW Wannabes, A Total LOL!!!

Truth, #NYFW is no longer about fashion… it’s about paid celebrity sightings for increased exposure, fashion bloggers (most of which have never styled anyone but themselves), and thanks to Jimmy Kimmel’s Lie Witness News, a good laugh!


Yep, Kimmel has done it again… watch as he exposes the many wannabees that linger about Lincoln Center with the hopes of scoring access to a runway show that needs seat fillers.

Now don’t get me wrong, I’m glad #FashionVictims are experiencing the full throttle of #NYFW.  I just wish they stayed home and watched the live stream from their iPhones!  Oooo did I just say that?

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I soooo wish New York Fashion Week went back to its roots… i.e., Bryant Park… when access was limited to real fashionistas with real resume’s.  Ahhhh the good ole days!

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Anyway… thanks for the LOL Jimmy.  You have outdone yourself yet again!


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I Caught Anna Wintour Wearing The One Thing She Hates!

To some, the woman behind the dark Chanel shades and signature page boy haircut is a bit of a mystery… often called, nuclear Wintour for her aloof and demanding personality.

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Heck, wouldn’t you be if you were responsible for one of the most coveted magazines in the WORLD?  Lawd geez, the thought alone makes me cringe.

Any who, I was entertained by her “73 Questions” interview recently posted on Vogue.com until she stopped me dead in my Fab-Fee tracks with a LIE!  Yes, #FabFashionistas, I caught the Editor-In-Chief of American Vogue in a

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Are you ready?  Wait for it… wait for it… when model Karlie Kloss asked question #26, “What would you never ever wear?” Ms. Wintour replied… “Head-to-toe black”… Hmmmm!  Lookie what I found in my FASHION PHOTO ARCHIVES…

Vogues Anna Wintour with Tina Brown who was editor-in-chief of Vanity Fair at the time The two fashionable editrixes are shown attending a party on November 15 1989 wearing all blackVogues Anna Wintour with Tina Brown, former editor-in-chief of Vanity Fair, attending a party on November 15, 1989 wearing all BLACK. 

Yes, #FashionVictims here’s a young Ms. Wintour photographed in the very look she said she’d never ever wear.  I’ll let her slide for this one.  LOL!!!

Around Bryant Park - Day 4 - Fall 2010 MBFWAnna Wintour attending Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week at Bryant Park on February 14, 2010

Oh lookie lookey here… another more recent pic of Wintour wearing head-to-toe BLACK AGAIN.  #StrikeTwo LOL!!

Anywho, I would like to congratulate the person that convinced Anna to do this interview.  Was most of this interview scripted?  YES!  Could the impromptu questions from her staff have been better choreographed?  YES!  Does this give us insight into who she is as a person?  KINDA SORTA!

Will this video trend and increase traffic to Vogue.com?  HELL YES!  After all, she is a brilliant business woman!


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Fall 2014 Hottest Trends: #GreyIsTheNewFab

As seen on the fashion runways at Celine, Lanvin, Prada, Alexander Wang and Akris, sweaters and fur outerwear are two of Fall 2014’s hottest trends.  So what happens when you wear the two together?  Well, you’ll look fabulous of course!

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Yes my #FashionVictims plush fur and everything from chunky knits to turtleneck dresses will be your go-to’s when the temps begin to cool.  But don’t fret if fur isn’t your thang… faux is an even better choice!

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But wait… did you get a good look at these Alexis Bittar statement necklaces? #Bam

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And who doesn’t love a #YSL leather shopper? #DoubleBam

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Sleek, chic and absolutely fabulous these head turning high/low’s can be worn with just about anything.  The benefits of a #MixNMatch wardrobe.

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